The Gulf Report

"Dave (on phone, in posh voice) Hello. I'm ringing to complain about you giving air time to that repulsive Sally Smedley. It's a bloody disgrace. Damien (at same time, on different phone, in 'old man' voice) I do not pay my licence fee to have to watch this kind of thing on my screen. Henry (at same time, on another phone, in normal voice) I have two children and when Sally Smedley came on, one of them was sick and remained distressed for the rest of the evening. Sally (entering office, cheerily) Afternoon everyone. (Dave, Damien and Henry all slam down their phones)"

- Office reaction to Sally appearing on television plugging her book

=Summary= The team reviews their Gulf War coverage. Gus launches some scuds and George experiences some collateral damage.